I had to make a run to the store last night for some basics. The Girl and her friend, A came along and amused themselves with a People magazine while I drove.
The Girl: I want to see The House Bunny.
A: You can’t it’s rated R. They talk about S-E-X..
The Girl: Look – it says it PG 13.
The Mom: Yeah, we took you to Step Brothers and look how that turned out.
The Girl: That Was PG 14. PG 13, PG 14. 13, 14 there is a big difference.
The Mom: Not really, because you are 10.
The Girl: I watched an R show once.
The Mom: Did not.
The Girl: Did too.
The Mom: When? It was at your father’s wasn’t it?
The Girl: No you said I could watch South Park once with The Boy.
The Mom: It’s not R
A: Yes it is.
The Mom: Crap. Now all those people who think I am a bad parent will know for sure.
A: Yup.
The Mom : What?
A: I am just agreeing with you..
The Mom: Evil child.
A: Yeah, I hear that a lot.
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