Stupid Meeting

So, boss says I’m not presenting after all. I can come to the introductions and then leave.
Fine. D was told the same thing.

We head down and take a place at the conference table. Boss starts the meeting and skips the introduction and heads right into the action time review. D and I look at each other ‘what the fuck do we do now. We were told to leave after the introduction so the customer could meet us, but he skipped it. Do we just stand up and walk out?

We decided we had better stay until there was a break, luckily one of the customers stopped bossman and asked for an introduction.

We did out thing they stood up and walked out. We grumbled all the way back to our desks that we felt like we were dismissed.

No sooner do we make it to our desks and an e-mail pops up form the chief telling us he wants us in attendance for the entire first day.

What? Not only did we get up and leave a meeting that had just started, but now we have to walk back into it?

Fuck.

Fine – we walked in and took seats in the very back of the room and sat there for the rest of the day. At one point D asked if I had heard what someone had said. Honestly, no. thoughts going through my head:

- Buddy in front of me has a massive head.
- Dude over there has a scar on the side of his head
- Big head whistles when he talks
- I don’t think she is wearing a bra.
- Cookies, cookies, cookies start with C
- Scar head has demonic looking eyebrows
- Minute taker is typing with one finger