WTF?

The washroom renovation is continuing. They are going to shut down ours any day now and then we are going to have to go upstairs. Our floor is the only one in the building that has the men and women’s’ washrooms reversed compared to the rest of the floors. I know I am going to fuck it up.

At least I won’t be the only one.

I went into the washroom and someone was in a stall desecrating the place. I quickly did my business and the other woman had finished and was at the sink when I came out of my stall.

Thoughts:

Bad ponytail
OMG, she’s tall.
OMG she really looks like a dude.

Then ‘she’ looks at me and screams “Oh my God! I’m in the wrong washroom!” and he bolted past me and out the door.