While we were eating supper, The Girl blurted out
“All I want for Christmas is a baby Brother or Sister.”
Me:” It takes a long time to have a kid.”
The Girl: “So, adopt”
Me: “That’s not that easy either – it’s not like you can go up to a vending machine and put in some money and select the one that you want!”
Well, the ending machine idea set off the rest of them:
“what if their heads got stuck in the door”
“what if you pressed the wrong button by accident and got a baby that you didn’t want”
“what if the baby got stuck and you had to put in more money and then ended up with two”
“what if the one you wanted was in the end of a row and you ended up with a bunch of babies on the floor to get to the one you really wanted”
My family should really come with a caution advisory.
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