Sis refused to go on any rides. About half way through the day we thought she had relented when she changed into her bathing suit – nope, she just wanted to sun tan.
While we were in line my nieces cornered me;
Ns: Why won’t mom get wet?
Me: I don’t know.
Ns: did you do something to her?
Me: No!
Ns: Are you sure? She says you did something to her in the swimming pool?
Me: We never had a swimming pool!
The kids are familiar with the stories of us as kids. Sis used a metal lawn dart to check my reflexes/stab me in the knee. Since she was afraid I would tell or retaliate, she locked me into our tree house for the afternoon.
I used to hide under her bed and reach out and grab her ankles when she walked by.
She had nightmares about a pack of devils with pitchforks chasing her and I was leading the pack.
I am missing a piece of my ear – I have no idea why, but I tell everyone my sister bit it off and they believe me. Sis goes along with it, she likes instilling fear in people, especially small children!
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